Shopping Expert Gifts

I'll have that first pair you showed me. Sorry, they were sold an hour ago!

Supermarket traffic lights.

Cut Price

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

A women in a shoeshop.

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

A young couple selects items from a shop.

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."