Marathon Shopping Expert T-Shirts

'Just stopped off for a few things along the way!'

Cut Price

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

A women in a shoeshop.

"I shop, therefore I am."

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

"I told him he should have trained more."

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

A young couple selects items from a shop.

Only One Item or Fewer.

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

401K

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'

Self-Checkout.

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'