Marathon Comedy Explorer Gifts

Marathon winners.

'Your shoe's untied.'

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

I don't think we can survive here. There's little chance we can afford the taxes.

"I like my steak well done."

" ... and if we finish pillaging early enough, we can still catch the evening Zumba class on the after deck."

"We don't like the same marriage counselor gags anymore."

STRIP "Looks like the escalators on the blink again"

'Time ou! ... Flea!'

"It's just a wild guess but I suspect that the 14 points apply done at six countries may have contributed to your feeling a 'bit unwell'."

"I just attained enlightenment! - Gimme a high-five!"

"Day 1: Back in the carrier."

"Oh, sure, Mr. Nice Guy robot, bringing in the pastries...we get fat and you just sit there, charging your batteries!"

Open Mic Nacht

Hijinks of the Colonial Era

Henry followed the dress code at inappropriate times.

"Four out of five doctors recommend that you get up and get some exercise."

Quick Sand and Slow Sand

'It's bad enough that the stupid cruise ship didn't pick us up...'

'He arrested two kids yesterday. One for drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. He charged one and let the other off!'

'Have you done any stand-up?'

A Man has just died of a Heart attack about to enter a Cardiology centre

After 10 years, the great potato race of 1997 was finally declared a tie.

'Poor Oog -- evolution sure has AGED him!'

'I gave the Captain a thousand bucks to strand us on an uninhabited island with nothing but a musket.'

Man caught in fishing lines

"What have I told you about shoplifting, son!"

The Quack Quack Diaries - Quack Quack Joins The Army

'Good day on Wall Street?'

'What a beautiful landscape!'

"I showed Tia Carmen these really funny cartoons I drew...but she didn't laugh."

"Oh, look - a Halloweiner dog!"

Caution.

'Wait! -- We'll never develop a meaningful relationship if you keep knocking me unconscious!'

'Uh-oh.'