Marathon Comedy Explorer Prints

Marathon winners.

'Your shoe's untied.'

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

"I like my steak well done."

"We don't like the same marriage counselor gags anymore."

STRIP "Looks like the escalators on the blink again"

'Time ou! ... Flea!'

"It's just a wild guess but I suspect that the 14 points apply done at six countries may have contributed to your feeling a 'bit unwell'."

"Day 1: Back in the carrier."

"I just attained enlightenment! - Gimme a high-five!"

"Four out of five doctors recommend that you get up and get some exercise."

'Have you done any stand-up?'

"Oh, sure, Mr. Nice Guy robot, bringing in the pastries...we get fat and you just sit there, charging your batteries!"

Henry followed the dress code at inappropriate times.

Quick Sand and Slow Sand

Hijinks of the Colonial Era

'He arrested two kids yesterday. One for drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. He charged one and let the other off!'

A Man has just died of a Heart attack about to enter a Cardiology centre

After 10 years, the great potato race of 1997 was finally declared a tie.

"I showed Tia Carmen these really funny cartoons I drew...but she didn't laugh."

Man caught in fishing lines

'What a beautiful landscape!'

'Good day on Wall Street?'

"What have I told you about shoplifting, son!"

'I gave the Captain a thousand bucks to strand us on an uninhabited island with nothing but a musket.'

'Poor Oog -- evolution sure has AGED him!'

"Oh, look - a Halloweiner dog!"

Caution.

'Wait! -- We'll never develop a meaningful relationship if you keep knocking me unconscious!'

'You've never heard of 'prop wash'?'

'Uh-oh.'