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Open Mic Nacht

Stand-up Romcom

The only time cats are known to laugh.

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

I don't think we can survive here. There's little chance we can afford the taxes.

"Get off the stage and get a copy of 'Studies of Laughter in Interaction'—I think you'll enjoy it."

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

" ... and if we finish pillaging early enough, we can still catch the evening Zumba class on the after deck."

"I like my steak well done."

Stand Up Bush

Religious toilets.

"We don't like the same marriage counselor gags anymore."

Chicken comedians.

STRIP "Looks like the escalators on the blink again"

Stand-up comedy while you're away at work. 'What's the deal with fetching? ...And they expect you to run and go get it, so why did they throw it in the first place?' 'Ha! Ha! It's funny because it's true!'

'Time ou! ... Flea!'

"It's just a wild guess but I suspect that the 14 points apply done at six countries may have contributed to your feeling a 'bit unwell'."

"Day 1: Back in the carrier."

"I just attained enlightenment! - Gimme a high-five!"

Dry Blood Humor

David Letterman

Quick Sand and Slow Sand

Hijinks of the Colonial Era

'Have you done any stand-up?'

'It's bad enough that the stupid cruise ship didn't pick us up...'

'He arrested two kids yesterday. One for drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. He charged one and let the other off!'

"Oh, sure, Mr. Nice Guy robot, bringing in the pastries...we get fat and you just sit there, charging your batteries!"

'Poor Oog -- evolution sure has AGED him!'

The Quack Quack Diaries - Quack Quack Joins The Army

"What did the plankton say to the whale? I can't believe you're baleen on me!...Get it? Baleen?....Whoa! Tough crowd."

"I showed Tia Carmen these really funny cartoons I drew...but she didn't laugh."

'He put himself through med school doing stand-up.'

"Oh, look - a Halloweiner dog!"

'What a beautiful landscape!'

Man caught in fishing lines