Map Room Personnel Gifts

"...and find out what happened to my sandwich!"

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

You Are Here

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

Here be dragons.

Meet the Enemy

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

The Lost World: You are Here

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

You are here.

'You mean to tell me you forgot where you buried dinner?'

Having been born with a birthmark that looks exactly like Asia and the Mideast, Russell was able to ace the geography portion of the SATs.

The Map of the Human Heart

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

Exit Next Left

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

New York Netherworld

Prostate: 51st State

'Now will you pull over and ask for directions?'

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

Sister Cities