Manuscript Mavens Pillows

'This is all without rhyme or reason.'

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"The saying Use It or Lose It isn’t referring to one’s appetite."

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

Superbug Research Go For It / Got it

'Surely they're not ALL still in their offices!'

'I'm an atheist!'

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

'She's one of our nurses hiding from the patient load.'

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

Look on the bright side...they'll probably name a disease after you.

"I prefer 'prostitute'. 'Media whore' implies that I'm not getting paid."

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

'Well, we're off for our xmas break - I'm sure you can manage without us for a couple of weeks.'

Who Wore It Best?

"An appointment? Let's see... She could fit you in before breakfast TV, or after lunch on Radio Two, or between Radio Four afternoon and the Drive Home SHow..."

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

Punch Magazine - "You've got a circulation problem."

Vaccine hurdles

'No, go ahead and critique my mss. I'm always ok ... after the initial reaction.'

'We're trying to use a team approach to medicine, but we're having trouble fitting everyone!'

'Where does it hurt?'

"Accepting for..."

ANd the Oscar for the best special side effects goes to ASTRAZENECA!

'The first thing we will do is select a block captain.'