Manuscript Maven Pillows

Add a touch of literary charm to their space with pillows featuring humorous and inspiring quotes for the manuscript maven. Ideal for cozying up during writing marathons.

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'No, go ahead and critique my mss. I'm always ok ... after the initial reaction.'

'No, go ahead and critique my mss. I'm always ok ... after the initial reaction.' mockup

'No, go ahead and critique my mss. I'm always ok ... after the initial reaction.'

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"I like it - it's wonderfully editable."

"I like it - it's wonderfully editable." mockup

"I like it - it's wonderfully editable."

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"Well - and I'm not just saying this because you're my husband - it stinks."

"Well - and I'm not just saying this because you're my husband - it stinks." mockup

"Well - and I'm not just saying this because you're my husband - it stinks."

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"My novel is not a doorstop!"

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Writer's block - Our literary gent has knocked out 1247 pages, but has come to a standstill when writing THE ......

Writer's block - Our literary gent has knocked out 1247 pages, but has come to a standstill when writing THE ...... mockup

Writer's block - Our literary gent has knocked out 1247 pages, but has come to a standstill when writing THE ......

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'Stop staring at me!!!'

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The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship. mockup

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

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'I had a dream that Oprah is going to recommend your book!'

'I had a dream that Oprah is going to recommend your book!' mockup

'I had a dream that Oprah is going to recommend your book!'

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'The first thing we will do is select a block captain.'

'The first thing we will do is select a block captain.' mockup

'The first thing we will do is select a block captain.'

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'I can't stand the first page...so black and white!'

'I can't stand the first page...so black and white!' mockup

'I can't stand the first page...so black and white!'

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"We're really, really interested. Now take it home and make it sing."

"We're really, really interested. Now take it home and make it sing." mockup

"We're really, really interested. Now take it home and make it sing."

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Edit the Author 6-7

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"Your manuscript is utter trash, of course. How does a half-million first printing sound to you?"

"Your manuscript is utter trash, of course. How does a half-million first printing sound to you?" mockup

"Your manuscript is utter trash, of course. How does a half-million first printing sound to you?"

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"It's amazing how you invested your lockdown time into writing this book, but it's utter drivel from beginning to end."

"It's amazing how you invested your lockdown time into writing this book, but it's utter drivel from beginning to end." mockup

"It's amazing how you invested your lockdown time into writing this book, but it's utter drivel from beginning to end."

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"It's a remarkable write, but not an irresistible read."

"It's a remarkable write, but not an irresistible read." mockup

"It's a remarkable write, but not an irresistible read."

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'As is the fashion these days, it's about nothing.'

'As is the fashion these days, it's about nothing.' mockup

'As is the fashion these days, it's about nothing.'

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"Your book is a masterpiece, but, unfortunately, we're rather picky."

"Your book is a masterpiece, but, unfortunately, we're rather picky." mockup

"Your book is a masterpiece, but, unfortunately, we're rather picky."

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'I've been working on this novel since I was 10 years old.'

'I've been working on this novel since I was 10 years old.' mockup

'I've been working on this novel since I was 10 years old.'

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'I'll publish it if you include a character obviously based on me.'

'I'll publish it if you include a character obviously based on me.' mockup

'I'll publish it if you include a character obviously based on me.'

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'We can't publish your manuscript 'The Naked Wordsmith' but I love your bod.'

'We can't publish your manuscript 'The Naked Wordsmith' but I love your bod.' mockup

'We can't publish your manuscript 'The Naked Wordsmith' but I love your bod.'

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"It's a darkly comic indictment of my inability to write."

"It's a darkly comic indictment of my inability to write." mockup

"It's a darkly comic indictment of my inability to write."

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Publisher with a manuscript heading for a manhole.

Publisher with a manuscript heading for a manhole. mockup

Publisher with a manuscript heading for a manhole.

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"We sign with the baby all the time. This morning I was reading her my latest manuscript and she signed the words for, 'fresh', 'insightful' and 'poignant'."

"We sign with the baby all the time. This morning I was reading her my latest manuscript and she signed the words for, 'fresh', 'insightful' and 'poignant'." mockup

"We sign with the baby all the time. This morning I was reading her my latest manuscript and she signed the words for, 'fresh', 'insightful' and 'poignant'."

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"Effing self-publishing rejection!" mockup

"Effing self-publishing rejection!"

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'I just knew you'd probably turn it down!'

'I just knew you'd probably turn it down!' mockup

'I just knew you'd probably turn it down!'

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"Dumb it up."

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"It's a great manuscript, but our mandate has shifted from championing new writers to enslaving planet earth."

"It's a great manuscript, but our mandate has shifted from championing new writers to enslaving planet earth." mockup

"It's a great manuscript, but our mandate has shifted from championing new writers to enslaving planet earth."

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Jack of all trades

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"It's a heck of a tale...and well told, but we don't publish resumes."

"It's a heck of a tale...and well told, but we don't publish resumes." mockup

"It's a heck of a tale...and well told, but we don't publish resumes."

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'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.' mockup

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

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"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun." mockup

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

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Drool Marks

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"Does anyone here have a clue what it is we used to get?"

"Does anyone here have a clue what it is we used to get?" mockup

"Does anyone here have a clue what it is we used to get?"

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Ice skater

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No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

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Manuscript Maven Pillows Collection

Manuscript Maven Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for manuscript mavens. Perfect for fueling those creative writing sessions or enjoying a well-deserved coffee break.

Manuscript Maven Prints

Find inspiring and humorous prints perfect for decorating a manuscript maven’s workspace or home library, fueling their passion for storytelling.

Manuscript Maven T-Shirts

Discover witty and stylish t-shirts for manuscript mavens who love sharing their passion for writing and storytelling with the world.