Manners Matters Advocate Pillows

'Timothy-Rex! Stop playing with the food!'

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

"Ladies first. Actually, it's safety first. But ladies are definitely a close second."

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

'Try and be pleasant dear, you don't want to alienate it.'

'Gesundheit.'

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

'You're good with people. Just tell him to go fuck himself.'

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

'Timmy, stop being naughty: Don't sit up straight!'

'I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid that's inappropriate.'

'Dear Miss Etiquette, I'm never sure if I should say anything...'

'I'm sorry, he likes to let off wind after dinner.'

". . . and wipe your feet before you go inside."

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

"Remember, I want to hear fifteen solid minutes of small talk before you ask for the Wi-Fi password."

"Gesundheit!"

Politeness opens doors

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

"Fetch! What about a please?"

"This is Jim's second speech on how not to make people mad by talking on your phone. I missed his first speech."

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

'Honey, we don't stare.'

'Apart from the pain I can't get my hat off.'

'Say, please.'

'A listener from Ridgeway asks, 'When visiting a friend, is it improper to drink out of the toilet unless asked first?' Good question...'

'Shake'

'They must have really listened to their mothers about chewing their food.'

'Pass my Mallet.'

Are you going to read a book the whole time? That's so rude!

"Would you please sip your drink and not swill it!"

Have a nice day, if you are already having a nice day please disregard this notice. (reading letter at mailbox)