Manners Mentor Pillows

"I thought we had the sort of relationship where 'please' and 'thank you' were implicit."

'I can never remember. Does the cell phone go on the left or the right?'

Bus driver going to Leadership Conference regarding people fighting: 'Hold it! You can't all have the front seat!'

'How many times do I have to tell you...What's the magic word?'

"Instead of 'It sucks' you should say, 'It doesn't speak to me.'"

'Remember, it's not just gimme. It's please gimme.'

A boy saying he will wait for the women to leave the room before he eats

"Where's your manners? Lift your feet"

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

"Gross – could you chew with your mouth closed?"

"May I speak to the kid of the house?"

'Say it, don't spray it.'

'Pass me the hammer.'

'Manners young man! Where's your 'Please'? Let's start again, shall we?'

"....And do you tell people who ask nosy, impertinent questions to "P*** off" (A) Frequently (B) Very Frequently or (C) Always?"

" 'Do not enter' would've sufficed."

"Yes, he does speak, but only when he's spoken to. It's the way we brought him up."

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

"Ladies first. Actually, it's safety first. But ladies are definitely a close second."

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

'Try and be pleasant dear, you don't want to alienate it.'

'Gesundheit.'

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

'You're good with people. Just tell him to go fuck himself.'

'Timmy, stop being naughty: Don't sit up straight!'

'Timothy-Rex! Stop playing with the food!'

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

'Dear Miss Etiquette, I'm never sure if I should say anything...'

"Remember, I want to hear fifteen solid minutes of small talk before you ask for the Wi-Fi password."

'I'm sorry, he likes to let off wind after dinner.'

". . . and wipe your feet before you go inside."

'Say, please.'

'Smoking or non-smoking?'