Manicurists Gifts

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

The adoration of the gels.

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Hot Pie Therapy

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

A Manicure

'Nobody minds if I take the ocean view suite with complimentary champagne and Sven, the in-room Swedish masseur, do they?'

"I wanted a Meticulous Monday or a Thorough Thursday report. This reads more like a Frivolous Friday."

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

Hair Traffic control.

Planned service changes

Ultimately, the teachers union agreed to a lesser pay increase in exchange for a full-time massage therapist in the faculty lounge.

"Every Thursday I do her nails."

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

What're you doing today, Darlene? Power relaxing. 9 to 10:15 I'm reading the paper. 10:20 to 11:30 I'm getting my nails done while reading Catch 22 for my books club. 11:45 to 1, I'm eating lunch, catching up on calls, paying bills then kicking back on the couch from 1 to 1:15. The afternoon is sheer bliss. Yoga from 2-3, Pilates from 3-4, massage from 4-5, meditation 5-6. Now move. Please now! You're interfering with my relaxing. How the type-A spend their Sundays. 10:02, bathroom break. Everyo

Differing thoughts of male and female.

'I have to admit I was skeptical at first, but their hooves are magical, Magical, I say!'

'I also offer massage therapy.'

'You're on Deck! Wilson! Hurry up with that pedicure!'

Luigi's Career Change From Pizza Shop Owner to Masseuse Goes Smoothly...

'We do not do belly rubs, if that's what you are looking for.'

Deep tissue massage.

'If you don't stop biting your nails, you're going to ruin your teeth.'

"Shoulder work ahead"

Flo discovered that one of the perks of cancer was that even reluctant friends were willing to give her foot massages,

'Take two of these, and call me in the morning!'

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

'This is DESTROYING my manicure, Steve!'

'Thank you for noticing, Shirley - but beauty comes at a price, It hampers my hunting, limits my berry picking and typing's a real pain,'

Level up your game with a MANicure.

The Manicure.

"You're carrying a lot of pretension in your back."