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'On our latest management course we were set the task of learning from the retail sector.'

"Another job well done by your conflict resolution specialist."

The Rubber Ball Company

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

Office temperature.

"I love fast break business success."

The little engine that could delegate.

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

Subordinate Employee

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'

Leadership Training

The little engine that delegated

'Since we downsized the board of directors profits are up 300 percent.'

Intelligent dog.

'It's important that I see eye-to-eye with any consultants we bring in.'

'We've decided to upgrade your position with a new version 2.0 employee.'

"Yes very good, but when I say I need to see your business model before agreeing any loan, I mean your strategy."

"Employee satisfaction is of utmost importance and I'm not leaving this chair till you are satisfied."

"The new boss might seem severe, but he won't bite your head off!"

And the third quarter projection

'It saves me the trouble of constantly asking myself 'What's my motivation?''

"You have no idea how political this place is."

"How do we make sure the students' voices are heard, but get them to be quiet at the same time?"

Company Structure - Boss and his yes men.

"Today, State Street. Tomorrow, the State!"

"This is Bernard, our new management consultant. He is going to be responsible for draining the lifeblood out of staff in a relentless attempt to reach increasingly unachievable and meaningless targets."

BUSINESS PRESCHOOL

Ready to move when the other guy blinks.

'My son decided to join the firm. You have six months to shape him into executive timber.'

Ambitions. . . To Make It To The Top.

What is the difference between a boss and a leader?

"I'm hungry anyone else?"

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