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"How do we make sure the students' voices are heard, but get them to be quiet at the same time?"

A Puppet Named Juan

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

The full moon frenzy strikes again."

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

"Maybe if I make myself inconspicuous I won't be called on."

'The reason the core curriculum seems so ambiguous is that we dot really have a core curriculum.'

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

Subordinate Employee

"If you do well in your first practicum, you can move on to teaching real children."

'Actually, nowadays it's considered offensive to call an answer 'wrong'.'

Leadership Training

The little engine that delegated

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

Teacher's pet dog

'Well, when you mess up on the job, you know where you stand with me.'

'You can't blame the kids for being restless when we have math teachers teaching French, and English teachers teaching science.'

'I'm having a hard time balancing homework and family time.'

Education Guidance

'I guess what happens in Kindergarten, doesn't stay in Kindergarten.'

Luck is when good classroom management skills meets a day when distruptice students are absent.

'It's important that I see eye-to-eye with any consultants we bring in.'

'That's the bell for round two.'

'...All profits are local.'

"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

Global Education

"Employee satisfaction is of utmost importance and I'm not leaving this chair till you are satisfied."

'I give the same advice to all new teachers. Pretend you know what you are doing.'

'I know I can train them to be thoughtful productive citizens if I can ever get past sit.'

Company Structure - Boss and his yes men.