Management Course Enthusiast Pillows

'On our latest management course we were set the task of learning from the retail sector.'

"Another job well done by your conflict resolution specialist."

The Rubber Ball Company

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

Office temperature.

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

The little engine that could delegate.

"I love fast break business success."

Subordinate Employee

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'

Leadership Training

The little engine that delegated

'Since we downsized the board of directors profits are up 300 percent.'

Intelligent dog.

'We've decided to upgrade your position with a new version 2.0 employee.'

'It's important that I see eye-to-eye with any consultants we bring in.'

"Yes very good, but when I say I need to see your business model before agreeing any loan, I mean your strategy."

'It saves me the trouble of constantly asking myself 'What's my motivation?''

"Employee satisfaction is of utmost importance and I'm not leaving this chair till you are satisfied."

"The new boss might seem severe, but he won't bite your head off!"

"You have no idea how political this place is."

"How do we make sure the students' voices are heard, but get them to be quiet at the same time?"

Company Structure - Boss and his yes men.

"This is Bernard, our new management consultant. He is going to be responsible for draining the lifeblood out of staff in a relentless attempt to reach increasingly unachievable and meaningless targets."

BUSINESS PRESCHOOL

"Today, State Street. Tomorrow, the State!"

Ready to move when the other guy blinks.

'My son decided to join the firm. You have six months to shape him into executive timber.'

'The company is losing millions and the press are asking questions. Gentlemen,we're looking for a scapegoat.'

Ambitions. . . To Make It To The Top.

What is the difference between a boss and a leader?

'Newgate, you'll be reporting to Cunningham, who'll be reporting directly to me. I, in one of those unexplainable paradoxes of the business world will be reporting to you,'

Management Styles - Inclusive