Mama's Little Champion Pillows

Muy mum rocks.

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

"It's childhood. Your child has childhood."

Man painting MOM on boat

The First Day Back

Fathers are Heroes

'Is that why our games of hide and seek are over so quickly?'

'You know, it isn't the mother's texting while delivering that bothers, it's those damn selfies they upload to Facebook.

'Mother will catch you!'

"Oh please, go on, just for the weekend."

Skateboard Olympics.

"Honey, your head's through the armhole again."

Father's Day

'I came untucked.'

'Do you have a reservation?'

'Well General? What is today's inspirational message from your mother?'

'What I like most about my mom is that she always supersizes her hugs.'

Little schoolboy enjoys picking his nose.

Mom on the First Day of School.

"Brad? This is your congressman. Get Mommy on the phone, please."

"Before this goes any farther, you should know that I have kids, and I'm old, and I live in a shoe."

Poker Moms

"I'm not real good at promoting myself, so I brought my mom."

'It's agreed we start a word-of-mouth campaign with each of our mothers.'

'No, he does not find his mother too domineering.'

"No woman should have children over 40, that's quite enough for anybody."

'Honestly, they grow so quickly these days.'

"Yea, mom, knows everything...she's momnipotent."

"Emotional support person or not, you cannot bring your Mom to work."