Mom Talk Champion Pillows

"She's such a different person than she was before her nap."

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

"I guess for me family planning is just a study in fertility."

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

'Why did the chicken cross the road?'

Cocktail party with man balancing drink on head as he eats.

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

The First Day Back

Fathers are Heroes

Muy mum rocks.

'Mother will catch you!'

"Oh please, go on, just for the weekend."

'I'm all the athletic support my son will ever need!'

'Oooh, I love what you've done with your hair...That top looks lovely on you and have you lost weight?'

'He's got his shoes on the wrong feet again.'

"Honey, your head's through the armhole again."

Father's Day

'I came untucked.'

'Do you have a reservation?'

'Wait a minute! I want it stirred, not shaken!'

"I'll tell you what ... you mingle, I'm going to monopolize a conversation."

'What I like most about my mom is that she always supersizes her hugs.'

'I forgot to bring diapers. We were a long way from refreshing.'

"You want to know about my day? Mom, didn't we just do this last month?"

"Before this goes any farther, you should know that I have kids, and I'm old, and I live in a shoe."

MOMumental Achievements.

'He said his first words today. . . 'buy' and 'google'.'

"You could say that. I had a D-section."

How Moms Explain

Mom on the First Day of School.

'Personally I think the washer needs replacing.'

'Honestly, they grow so quickly these days.'

"Yea, mom, knows everything...she's momnipotent."

Zipper complimenting zip child: "Ah, she's a cute as a button!"