Malpractice Mythbuster Gifts

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

Fear/Knowledge

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

"The unlucky lemming"

"Pfff, eating homework is nothing! My mum eats the clothes off the clothes line..."

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

Skeptic: Critical Thinking, Facts, Debunking.

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

Bigfoot tracks...

Ostrich Curoisities

"I give up. Where's the patient?'

'Of course he didn't believe the stork story. Try telling him we made him with a 3D printer.'

'Is that guy back again? Hey, if you find that sponge I lost, give a shout.'

'Now stay tuned for 'Hope - Myth or Reality', to be followed by 'Reality - Hope or Myth'.'

Well, there you go. I guess it isn't "Feed a cold, starve a fever."

'...And another thing, I am not your best friend, thats just an old wives' tale.'

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

The Zombie Awakes...

'Your stork story got me to thinking, Dad -- wouldn't it be simpler if people just did it like dogs and cats do?'

"Delia, there is no such thing as the boogeyman. Now climate change … that is real."

"Is it starve a fever and feed a cat? Or feed a fever and starve a cat?"

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

'Well, that WAS an impressive string of obscenities, but I think I'll stick with the Hippocratic oath.'

"The Icarus story is just that- a story."

'How did he make the world in six days?'