Mall Santa Fan Gifts

"Don't take it personally but the Santa down the street is better looking!"

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Elfie Stick

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

'Fine. And you?'

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

'You know who's been naughty and who's been nice? -- you're not using DNA evidence, are you?'

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

"I noticed a few browns."

A Creature WAS Stirring

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

Santa's wash day.

Merry Christmas

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

"I've made a terrible mistake."

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

Pole dancers

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

December 26 - Vegas, office (post) Christmas party.

Santa-Can at the North Pole.

Santa's doner kebab - Santa, one of the reindeer has gone missing.