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"Don't take it personally but the Santa down the street is better looking!"

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Elfie Stick

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

'Fine. And you?'

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

'You know who's been naughty and who's been nice? -- you're not using DNA evidence, are you?'

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

"I noticed a few browns."

A Creature WAS Stirring

Santa's wash day.

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

North Pole twinned with Amazon

Merry Christmas

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

"I've made a terrible mistake."

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

Pole dancers

December 26 - Vegas, office (post) Christmas party.

Santa-Can at the North Pole.

Santa's doner kebab - Santa, one of the reindeer has gone missing.