Mall Managers Gifts

"In this mall, my fellow shopkeepers are my best customers."

"This position has become very important to the company."

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

Larry's used art

"Good For You / Bad For You"

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

'You're my best man, Pomeroy, so I've decided to sell the damn company.'

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

Handbag store - "Perfect."

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Cut Price

High security Santa's grotto

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

'I've stepped on so many people for the last 20 years to get where I'm at, and I'm still only a middle manager.'

"We're odd looking but just as good."

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.'

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

Desk plaque: 'P. Burnside, Upper-Echelon Nincompoop'

'A High-pain job? Yes, I believe we have that.'

Sale.

Never tell the boss "You can count on me" during inventory.

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

"Everybody should live in a market economy. It's terrific."

'Let's send her a text message; 'You're FIRED!''