Mall Managers Gifts

"In this mall, my fellow shopkeepers are my best customers."

"This position has become very important to the company."

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

Larry's used art

"Good For You / Bad For You"

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

'You're my best man, Pomeroy, so I've decided to sell the damn company.'

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

Handbag store - "Perfect."

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

Cut Price

High security Santa's grotto

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

'I've stepped on so many people for the last 20 years to get where I'm at, and I'm still only a middle manager.'

"We're odd looking but just as good."

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.'

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

Desk plaque: 'P. Burnside, Upper-Echelon Nincompoop'

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

'A High-pain job? Yes, I believe we have that.'

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

Sale.

'Let's send her a text message; 'You're FIRED!''

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

"Everybody should live in a market economy. It's terrific."