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'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

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Man dreaming of TV weather girl having clothes blown off.

'Spot! Stop that or you'll go blind!'

"So, how do you want it?"

30 Days Has Movember

Finally there is the right product for real men!"

Dribbling and snoring - proof that men can multi-task.

'Him' Watching the Game to Relax

What every man thinks to himself when he puts on a pink shirt.

Playing cards.

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 11.

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"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

"I noticed a few browns."

Island of Lost Guys.

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"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

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"It boils down to which I dislike more: ironing shirts or non-iron shirts."

Warning. Objects in mirror my bear no relation to reality.

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'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

Man Can't Live By Beer Alone...That's Why There's Pretzels!!

'You'd look sad too if there had been a strong earthquake during your vasectomy.'