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Unemployed gigolo...

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

Barbecuing Aprons For Today's Guys

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

"Janet, cancel my Guido's reservation. I'll be having lunch in the office."

"Can you give me a haircut that says, 'If you mess with my budget I'll rip out your soul, wring it like a dish towel, and drink it from a teacup'?"

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

Man dreaming of TV weather girl having clothes blown off.

'Spot! Stop that or you'll go blind!'

"So, how do you want it?"

30 Days Has Movember

Finally there is the right product for real men!"

Dribbling and snoring - proof that men can multi-task.

'Him' Watching the Game to Relax

What every man thinks to himself when he puts on a pink shirt.

Playing cards.

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 11.

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

"I noticed a few browns."

Island of Lost Guys.

The Organic

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

"It boils down to which I dislike more: ironing shirts or non-iron shirts."

Warning. Objects in mirror my bear no relation to reality.

Mall Directory: You are here, but your mind is somewhere else.

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

Man Can't Live By Beer Alone...That's Why There's Pretzels!!

'You'd look sad too if there had been a strong earthquake during your vasectomy.'