Malbec Fan Gifts

"I spent all day looking for this Malbec, not that anybody cares."

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

"Look at Ernie. He's so tipsy, he's walking face forward."

"It's overdosed on Parakeetamol."

'Wait till the big dumb nut gets home and finds out he's got a wig.'

Honore de Balzac

"Keep an eye on Old Bound Volume of Harpers. He's on the make."

"What out... this guy's always gatecrashing events for free booze."

"I don't regret going bald. I just regret growing bald before I had a chance to rock a man bun."

'Cannibalism has always repulsed me - until i tasted Aunty Judy's knees'

"When was this license issued?"

OLD COMEDY vs. NEW COMEDY

'The bar's famous for its high spirits.'

"Instant? In my day they used to make it from scratch."

Global warming finally hits home. . .

'Whatever he's drinking.'

The Beer Whisperer

"Hey - a crop circle! Let's land here...."

Hair club for men.

'The problem is he's 98.6...It's his age.'

Shampoo 'Slaphead and Shoulders'

"Can Greg come out and play ball with the Feds?"

Notice. I no longer respond to an questions regarding kilts! Thank you.

'This is a ten year old whisky.' 'I suppose you were too stingey to buy a new one.'

Seltzer paste.

Lady escorted home by police

'Your wife called. She said she found your toupee on the kitchen floor, next to a saucer of milk.'

Trump - The curly years

You thought B.Y.O.B. meant what? Beer. (This cartoon was originally published on 2004-09-01)

A drunk man being told to get up out of the gutter by a policeman

"He'll never share the road with a bicycle."

"I said, can I borrow one of your pistols?"

Pub Painting

'Trevor? Yes, he's in the Red Lion.'