Malaysian Culture Fan Gifts

Khairy Jamaluddin

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

'What clan do you belong to?'

Dawing your Cellphone

Early Colour TV

Reese Witherspoon

'Do you know the way to San Jose without breaking into a Bacharach number?'

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

Tunnel of TV

Batman O' War

"Alone bad. Boyfriend good!"

"This isn't helping my migraine."

Evolving Changes in Medical Lingo

An Abacus in the form of 70s Pop group ABBA

The Female Brain and The Other One

"... And don't come back until you're ready to get funny."

"I see Joe Bosco passed away." "Yeah. I heard he laid down the boogie and played that funky music til he died."

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

American Gothic Selfie

...As we know, Jesus was a carpenter... but I don't think he actually sang on any of their records..."

Amanda Seyfried

"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."

Mexican angels.

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

'I have to watch Saturday Night Live, Dad -- it's for my current events homework.'

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

"Once again, the epicenter seems to be Christian Slater."

Spring in Japan.

Cluck Norris in...LAYED in ACTION!