Malaysia Enthusiast Gifts

Najib Razak

Packaging Russian Dolls

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

Kid blowing bubble takes off.

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'I can't say what the market's going to do, but you're going to have fourteen children.'

"I know I'm going to get older - but how much?"

Clandestine cows.

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

'We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?'

'I hate it when he has friends around'.

"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."

"I'm in a bad mood today: sit down!"

'We're dangerous when we shop. We're really really dangerous when we don't shop.'

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

Taking to the sky...

'Bradley is a strict vegetarian. Do you have broccoli flavored lipstick?'

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

"She won't be long, I'm just putting her face on."

'Someone must have stolen your identity. Your fingerprints are missing.'