Malaysia Enthusiast Gifts

Najib Razak

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

Packaging Russian Dolls

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

Kid blowing bubble takes off.

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

"I know I'm going to get older - but how much?"

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Clandestine cows.

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

'I can't say what the market's going to do, but you're going to have fourteen children.'

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

'We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?'

'I hate it when he has friends around'.

"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

Taking to the sky...

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

'Bradley is a strict vegetarian. Do you have broccoli flavored lipstick?'

"I'm in a bad mood today: sit down!"

"She won't be long, I'm just putting her face on."

'We're dangerous when we shop. We're really really dangerous when we don't shop.'

"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."