Malaysian Culture Fan T-Shirts

Khairy Jamaluddin

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

'What clan do you belong to?'

Early Colour TV

Dawing your Cellphone

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

Tunnel of TV

"Alone bad. Boyfriend good!"

"This isn't helping my migraine."

The Female Brain and The Other One

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"

"I see Joe Bosco passed away." "Yeah. I heard he laid down the boogie and played that funky music til he died."

"... And don't come back until you're ready to get funny."

American Gothic Selfie

"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."

Spring in Japan.

...As we know, Jesus was a carpenter... but I don't think he actually sang on any of their records..."

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

Mexican angels.

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

"Once again, the epicenter seems to be Christian Slater."

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

Cluck Norris in...LAYED in ACTION!

'Let's throw them off the trail -- Let's land in Roswell, GEORGIA!'