Chinese Culture Fan Gifts

Happy 2019

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

"This exhibit made possible by Ugg and the generous donation of his cave."

"I still liked it better when it was the Colosseum."

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

The Grim Rapper

"It's a land flowing with milk and honey, with a small but lively arts district."

Carpe diem

'No wonder this is so hard to translate - it's a note from his doctor.'

'Wellington!...Come take a look at this!...I've never seen anything like it!...Some sort of early sun worship etching perhaps!'

'Somebody got some sun.'

Before the wall, there was the great velvet rope of China.

Highland Pipe Band Drum Major

Smoking ban in the Indian Camp.

Igor beaver.

I suspect we'll find the coffin painter in that last one.

Misfortune cookies

'You're lucky-you've the knees for it.'

Egyptian Cruise

"On the next one, I want a water slide."

Misfortune Cookie

Hat Stand Sacrifice.

Wang Yangming opens a heart.

Welcome to the British Museum...

'Nah, I think your one should be called hand egg.'

"'Slow and steady wins the race.' What's yours say?"

Zeus Lightning Bolts

"Is that two or five pints?"

"Myrna was like 'Tweet'. Then Barry goes, 'Tweet', and before you know it we're all doing it!"

"Of course I like the cave. I'm a cave woman."

Lucky Cat

Is he urging us to victory or telling us to "take five"? Rome.