Malacologist Gifts

'Help!'

"Of course he's home. He's a snail."

'If provoked - his remarks can be scathing.'

Malacologist

VACCINE

The Jeopardy of Progress

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Wildlife

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

'The circle is complete!'

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

"The prostate biopsy shows your pain threshold is much higher than normal."

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

PSA Banter.

Medical Building Directory: Dr. Larry Nix, Dr. Sally Putty, etc..

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

God's Subcontractors

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

'Echo Tourism'

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

Little doctor.

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

Bees SOS

Danger Slow Sand.

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

'Still think nuclear testing is harmless?'

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

If first impressions count for anything, this doesn't look good!

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"