Malacologist Gifts

'Help!'

"Of course he's home. He's a snail."

'If provoked - his remarks can be scathing.'

Malacologist

VACCINE

The Jeopardy of Progress

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Wildlife

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

'The circle is complete!'

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

"The prostate biopsy shows your pain threshold is much higher than normal."

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

PSA Banter.

Medical Building Directory: Dr. Larry Nix, Dr. Sally Putty, etc..

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

God's Subcontractors

'Echo Tourism'

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

Little doctor.

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

Bees SOS

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

I'm trying to read your test results from urology, but their server can only stream them a little bit at a time.

Danger Slow Sand.

Author's Bio-diversity.

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"