Sad Humour
Melancholic Humorist Gifts
Looking for a gift that captures the essence of a melancholic humorist? Our collection blends witty, introspective humor with a touch of longing, tailored for creative souls who appreciate life's bittersweet moments. Whether they’re artists, writers, or anyone with a love for clever, reflective humor, these gifts are designed to resonate with their unique perspective. Discover mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that celebrate the thoughtful blend of humor and melancholy that defines this intriguing personality.
Pastorius wonders why.
"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."
"The artist-in-residence is struggling a bit, but other than that we're fine."
The Bar & Grill of Ordinary Men: Quiet Desperation 11 am - closing (Karaoke on Saturday)
Neil Young
Lord Byron
"These brisk fall afternoons remind me of Chekhov, which reminds me of Putin, then Trump, the alt-right, facism, nuclear weapons ... let's go home."
'I hate my life.
'His Trout Almondine Veal Cordon Blue in mushroom sauce was crudely seasoned.'
'Dreams of how it might have been.'
Actually, I prefer to think of my body as repurposed.
'Sorry son, I bought you an ice-cream at the corner shop, but it melted on the way home...'
A depressed artist imagines a drawing, but it turns black.
Trilby - 'Malbrouck s'en va-t'en guerre'.
'of course it's not natural: He dyes his mane to cover up his grey hair...'
"Woke up this mornin', Found myself trapped in the Blues genre..."
'As I feared, the X-ray shows that you are crying inside.'
Preserved head and mobile phone.
Books: Success stories & Sob stories.
"Ooh, Igor — a dead rat! You shouldn’t have!"
'I think our marriage would make a great country song.'
Man has storm cloud umbrella.
"Good news, we found a plant the cured baldness."
"Fall makes him sad."
"Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!"
"What can I say? Tough split."
Picasso's Blues Period
'You can come back as a zombie OR a ghost, Randy, but not both.'
Items from the Fall 2018 Melancholia Catalogue.
Dad Socks / Dad Sex
Death awaits the last leaf of Autumn with a rake.
"I like sad songs."
Dancing with death.
Tailpiece to E Dowson's 'The Pierrot of the Minute'
Melancholic Humorist Gifts Collection
Melancholic Humorist Mugs
Browse our mugs collection for unique designs that celebrate the wit and wistfulness of melancholic humorists—perfect for their morning coffee or tea.
Melancholic Humorist Pillows
Sit back with pillows designed for melancholic humorists—adding humor, warmth, and a touch of wistfulness to any space.
Melancholic Humorist Prints
Decorate with prints that reflect the thoughtful, humorous side of melancholic personalities—ideal for inspiring reflection and laughter.
Melancholic Humorist T-Shirts
Find t-shirts that showcase the clever and contemplative humor of melancholic minds—great for expressing their unique perspective in style.