'Dreams of how it might have been.'
Melancholy Poet Gifts
Looking for a gift for the melancholy poet? Our curated range celebrates the thoughtful, introspective soul of poets with humorous and heartfelt items. Whether they enjoy sipping coffee while writing or displaying their poetic spirit, find a gift that resonates. Our products—be it mugs, t-shirts, pillows, or prints—capture the contemplative mood with clever and creative designs. Inspire their poetic muse with gifts that understand their reflective, artsy nature and add a dash of humor and thoughtfulness to their daily life.
"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."
"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."
"The artist-in-residence is struggling a bit, but other than that we're fine."
"In closing, I'd just like to say you've been a great crowd, folks. Don't forget to tip your waitress, and I hope this final number breaks your heart the way show business broke mine."
Neil Young
"These brisk fall afternoons remind me of Chekhov, which reminds me of Putin, then Trump, the alt-right, facism, nuclear weapons ... let's go home."
Lord Byron
'I hate my life.
"Half-full. Those were the days."
DOUR and TROUBADOUR
Trilby - 'Malbrouck s'en va-t'en guerre'.
"Perhaps a dirge would lift your spirits?"
"I asked Bill to accompany this presentation with something in a haunting minor key."
Books: Success stories & Sob stories.
"Our flavors of the day are Prodigal, Importune, and Mal de Siècle."
"I never got a chance to say 'Shut up.' "
Items from the Fall 2018 Melancholia Catalogue.
"Fall makes him sad."
Tears
Picasso's Blues Period
Bored couple.
Death awaits the last leaf of Autumn with a rake.
"I like sad songs."
"I'm full of an unspeakable sadness and it goes a little something like this..."
There's a tear in my beer.
'Boy...usually it just gently weeps.'
Where the boulevard of broken dreams crosses the avenue of broken appliances...
Sad Songs.
Tailpiece to E Dowson's 'The Pierrot of the Minute'
'We thought it fit his rather plaintive personality.'
Looking miserable out there today...
'Your work is so bleak, so despairing, your angst so wrenching. I've never read a party invitation quite like it before.'
"This drink? It's called loneliness. Care to join me?"
Brenda Sanchez undergoes her daily moment of ‘Woe Is me.'
Melancholy Poet Gifts Collection
Melancholy Poet Mugs
Explore our range of mugs that celebrate the poetic and contemplative mood—perfect for any melancholic poet's morning ritual.
Melancholy Poet Pillows
Decorate with pillows that echo the introspective and artistic spirit of the melancholy poet—cozy, clever, and inspiring.
Melancholy Poet Prints
Enhance any space with prints that reflect the depth and beauty of poetic melancholy—artful, inspiring, and perfect for creative souls.
Melancholy Poet T-Shirts
Find t-shirts that showcase poetic wit and creative flair—ideal for poets who love to wear their heart on their sleeve.