'I hate my life.
Melancholy Muse Gifts
Looking for gifts for the melancholy muse? Our collection features products that beautifully capture introspection, creativity, and a touch of poetic sadness. Ideal for artists, writers, or anyone who appreciates depth and emotion in their personal style. From whimsical mugs to inspiring prints, find unique pieces that resonate with the soulful creative spirit.
Death awaits the last leaf of Autumn with a rake.
"Oh, filled with hopeless longing. And you?"
"The artist-in-residence is struggling a bit, but other than that we're fine."
"These brisk fall afternoons remind me of Chekhov, which reminds me of Putin, then Trump, the alt-right, facism, nuclear weapons ... let's go home."
And so it goes
Trilby - 'I, Pete Corelestes . . .'
"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."
'It's only natural to get a little depressed in the autumn. The falling leaves remind us of the circle of life and our own mortality. Does that pretty much sum up your thoughts.'
Books: Success stories & Sob stories.
'Nobody's denying you the right to vent the despair of a twisted and tortured soul...just don't do it when writing the classified ads!'
Man with head in hands.
Looking miserable out there today...
Pastorius wonders why.
I've decided to shift down a few gears.'
"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."
Neil Young
The Bar & Grill of Ordinary Men: Quiet Desperation 11 am - closing (Karaoke on Saturday)
"In closing, I'd just like to say you've been a great crowd, folks. Don't forget to tip your waitress, and I hope this final number breaks your heart the way show business broke mine."
'Dreams of how it might have been.'
"Half-full. Those were the days."
A depressed artist imagines a drawing, but it turns black.
"Woke up this mornin', Found myself trapped in the Blues genre..."
DOUR and TROUBADOUR
Trilby - 'Malbrouck s'en va-t'en guerre'.
"I asked Bill to accompany this presentation with something in a haunting minor key."
"Perhaps a dirge would lift your spirits?"
"I never got a chance to say 'Shut up.' "
'I think our marriage would make a great country song.'
Picasso's Blues Period
"Fall makes him sad."
Just go ahead and draw - I can't hit the broad side of a barn lately. Naw, I ain't really in the mood today. Low Noon.
Items from the Fall 2018 Melancholia Catalogue.
Bored couple.
Tears
Melancholy Muse Gifts Collection
Melancholy Muse Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that beautifully capture the melancholy muse and add a reflective touch to your mornings.
Melancholy Muse Pillows
Find pillows that bring artistic introspection into your living space, celebrating the melancholy muse with subtle, stylish designs.
Melancholy Muse Prints
Browse our art prints that evoke the beauty and depth of the melancholy muse, perfect for inspiring your creative environment.
Melancholy Muse T-Shirts
Discover T-shirts inspired by the melancholy muse—thoughtful designs perfect for creatives who appreciate artistic depth.