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Sad Humour

Pastorius wonders why.

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

"The artist-in-residence is struggling a bit, but other than that we're fine."

The Bar & Grill of Ordinary Men: Quiet Desperation 11 am - closing (Karaoke on Saturday)

Neil Young

Lord Byron

"These brisk fall afternoons remind me of Chekhov, which reminds me of Putin, then Trump, the alt-right, facism, nuclear weapons ... let's go home."

'I hate my life.

'His Trout Almondine Veal Cordon Blue in mushroom sauce was crudely seasoned.'

'Dreams of how it might have been.'

Actually, I prefer to think of my body as repurposed.

'Sorry son, I bought you an ice-cream at the corner shop, but it melted on the way home...'

A depressed artist imagines a drawing, but it turns black.

Trilby - 'Malbrouck s'en va-t'en guerre'.

'of course it's not natural: He dyes his mane to cover up his grey hair...'

"Woke up this mornin', Found myself trapped in the Blues genre..."

'As I feared, the X-ray shows that you are crying inside.'

Preserved head and mobile phone.

Books: Success stories & Sob stories.

"Ooh, Igor — a dead rat! You shouldn’t have!"

'I think our marriage would make a great country song.'

Man has storm cloud umbrella.

"Good news, we found a plant the cured baldness."

"Fall makes him sad."

"Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!"

"What can I say? Tough split."

Picasso's Blues Period

'You can come back as a zombie OR a ghost, Randy, but not both.'

Items from the Fall 2018 Melancholia Catalogue.

Dad Socks / Dad Sex

Death awaits the last leaf of Autumn with a rake.

"I like sad songs."

Dancing with death.

Tailpiece to E Dowson's 'The Pierrot of the Minute'