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Making Pasta.

Lady of the Cake.

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Tension filled the tent.

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Under pressure.

"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes."

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

Wendy likes horses...and she is a keen cook.

Italia tours

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

Pasta

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

I love Cannelloni

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

"Can you turn these mashed potatoes into french fries?"

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

"Karen's idea of wine reduction..."

Doughnut Making

Surprise in the salad bowl

Recipe involving the switching off of the smoke alarm...