Makeshift Sport Designer Gifts

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Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

'I hate bloody football! It's just a bunch of over-rated, overpaid nancy boys kicking a b-' - 'Genuine football fans may leave work early to avoid missing the start of important World Cup fixtures.' - 'C'mon England!'

'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'

Pole Vault Rules

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

Jack started to note how these 'accidents' always occurred after he missed a shot.

'Hefner is thinking about the off season already.'

Dexter Miller developed the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough, but... (golf ball in pain)

"I need backup on 'D' Wing — they've built another den!"

"Done."

Two boys rehearsing,

Runner with a kick-starter.

Designer Shoe Dwellers

'We plan to introduce bodychecking and fistfights to the game.'

Let's Get the Band Back Together

Golfer turned Javelin thrower

Cuba materials for hurricane recovery

Honer at his honing machine.

"Something happened to Jim between pre-game warm-ups and post-season wrap-ups...he switched to NASCAR."

Owls whoo work different shifts...'Days!'...'Swings!'...'Nights!'

Radiator pipe extension.

"I have my knee braces, ankle braces, wrist bands...did I forget anything?"

The fact that he had no access to a swimming pool... did not deter Ron from honing his diving skills.

"You gotta be kidding me - you build a tiny house without any under-bed storage?!"