Makeshift Musician Gifts

Two boys rehearsing,

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

Temp Employment Agency. Ah, I see that you have a short attention span.

"Study Henderson's career closely. He's made all the mistakes so you don't have to."

'So you can get dressed faster than me. So what?'

We're filling the void left by no Olympics by having an opening ceremony when removing caps from sodas.

"I need backup on 'D' Wing — they've built another den!"

"Done."

Cuba materials for hurricane recovery

Let's Get the Band Back Together

"Baldo, why is this music so loud?"

"Most people are happy just to get a few tinnies in!"

Zen Master Huineng

"Those are good, but the fire department doesn’t really need a sketch artist."

Somewhere in West Virginia

Owls whoo work different shifts...'Days!'...'Swings!'...'Nights!'

All right

No, not "tenor." I said he's a "ten-er" --- It's advisable to be ten miles away when he sings.

The Illiterate's Club.

Radiator pipe extension.

'This transfer to the graveyard shift is going to take some getting used to.'

'I need to find a balance between my job and my second job.'

The fact that he had no access to a swimming pool... did not deter Ron from honing his diving skills.

"Come on... The song wasn't that bad."

Deeply absorbed in thought Melvin wanders into the wrong pool.

"I just flew in from the Coast. Boy, are my references tired."

'We're thinking that our Christian rock station here probably isn't a good fit for you. Plus, you keep playing everything backwards.'