Makeshift Mogul Gifts

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

Apart from your mother, who else thinks you're doing a good job as Chairman of the company?

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

"Make a lot of money."

Lemonade Inc.

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

'Stocks were up on news that no performance enhancing drugs were used to achieve today's highs. . .'

"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

'Dog eat dog.'

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

'You can't put him out to pasture - he owns the pasture!'

"Did you hear that that bastard McMinney has buggered of to work for Bank of America!"

"So...do you have a job now?"

Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world

Greed.

"Baldo, why do you make fun of my playing?"

'There's a gentleman out here with $643 million. He would like to discuss a takeover.'

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

The Personal ATM

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."

Dragon's den desk. 'I'm in' and 'I'm out' tray on desk.

'Wake up! You should be worrying about our investments!'

Counting my Bonus...

Savory Types