Makeshift Mogul Gifts

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

Apart from your mother, who else thinks you're doing a good job as Chairman of the company?

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

"Make a lot of money."

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

Lemonade Inc.

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

'Stocks were up on news that no performance enhancing drugs were used to achieve today's highs. . .'

"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

'Dog eat dog.'

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

'You can't put him out to pasture - he owns the pasture!'

"So...do you have a job now?"

"Did you hear that that bastard McMinney has buggered of to work for Bank of America!"

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world

Greed.

Counting my Bonus...

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

'There's a gentleman out here with $643 million. He would like to discuss a takeover.'

Dragon's den desk. 'I'm in' and 'I'm out' tray on desk.

The Personal ATM

Savory Types

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."

'Wake up! You should be worrying about our investments!'

Bank Loans - Thank you, I shall always be in your debt.