Makeshift Master Gifts

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

"Tommy!"

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

Curling your hair for no reason

"I accidentally shredded an important document, so I'm trying to piece it back together. It should only take a few years."

'I hate to tell you... it's not 'amber waves of gain'.'

Just Stop Oil Painting

Clancy: Around here we call that progress!

'It hasn't been a complete failure - we've learned volumes about falling.'

Ah, geez, there goes my groin muscle again.

"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."

"Careful, underneath that layer of snow there's a layer of confusion."

We're filling the void left by no Olympics by having an opening ceremony when removing caps from sodas.

"I need backup on 'D' Wing — they've built another den!"

Two boys rehearsing,

the Carpenters greatest hits...

"Done."

I love badminton.

Let's Get the Band Back Together

Cuba materials for hurricane recovery

Ancel P.Neilerug Before and After.

Olde Time Dance Society

Employment office: Zombies for hire.

'For the record I find creamed asparagus evil too.'

"Alright Mr. Caldwell, you're all sewn up. Please be sure to fill out the online survey and don't forget to tip. Thanks."

All right

Makeover to take over

Owls whoo work different shifts...'Days!'...'Swings!'...'Nights!'

Radiator pipe extension.

The fact that he had no access to a swimming pool... did not deter Ron from honing his diving skills.

'Oh, I thought it said 'Fishing'.'

Crack

'Michael likes to keep his iPod on shuffle.'