Makeshift Musicians Gifts

Let's Get the Band Back Together

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

"You'd think he hated music by the way he tortures it."

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

"This is the murder weapon the defendant used, your honor, and these are the tunes he butchered in cold blood."

"I've decided to redefine as a GREAT artist."

'I hereby sentence you to three years of piano lessons.'

"Study Henderson's career closely. He's made all the mistakes so you don't have to."

We're filling the void left by no Olympics by having an opening ceremony when removing caps from sodas.

Tone Deaf and Can't Read Music - Please Give.

'So you can get dressed faster than me. So what?'

Man without Fingers Playing Guitar

Two boys rehearsing,

"Done."

Mandolin Players At Dinner

"I need backup on 'D' Wing — they've built another den!"

"If music be the food of love, shut up."

'A fag end, and at the fag end of our shift! Let it lie.'

All's well that ends well

"How is the new hearing aid?"

Cuba materials for hurricane recovery

'That was absolutely HORRIBLE! When can you start?'

Employment office: Zombies for hire.

"Without my coffee, I'd never make it working nights."

"Baldo, why is this music so loud?"

"Those are good, but the fire department doesn’t really need a sketch artist."

After Hours At Lincoln Center

"No, I'm not the mugging victim... I'm a nurse. I always look like this at the end of my shift."

All right

No, not "tenor." I said he's a "ten-er" --- It's advisable to be ten miles away when he sings.

Authentic American Diner: 'Jello, ah said jello!'

Owls whoo work different shifts...'Days!'...'Swings!'...'Nights!'

'I don't understand that 'C' in music. I sing louder than anyone else.'

Radiator pipe extension.