Maker Of Things Gifts

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"Young Frankenstein"

Rocking horse

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

'Where do I put the batteries?'

Wait - If this is a big bag of toys, where's the big bag of dirty laundry? Worst Christmas morning ever.

'A few years ago all we needed were some people who could hammer and some people who could paint.'

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

The Frankenstein snowman.

Unbeknownst to many, the Frankenstein legend was in fact based on Albert Grimes, the mad tree surgeon.

Victor Frankenstein's Dream: 'This should definitely get me extra credit in my anatomy class.'

"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!"

"Hmmm...it doesn't have the same gravitas..."

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

"As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff."

'I need to get away and unwind!'

It's true. Some days I feel like creating a miracle, and some days I just feel like helping a dude catch a touchdown pass.

'Memorable miracles' from 'burning bush' to 'low cal ice cream'

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

Dr. Frankenstein makes the battery hen

"I wasn't ho-ho-ho'ing at you, I was ho-ho-ho'ing with you."

GLOO!

'I'm telling you, I don't have a good feeling about this.'

Happy Halloween!

Doll line: Quality Control - Too Creepy.

"It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas."

"I heard that Santa's cutting out the 30% employee discount on toys."

'My husband made it out of an orange crate.'

"He must be a South Pole elf..."

'As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff.'

During a respite in union negotiations, simmering tensions boil over as some disgruntled members of the toymakers elf union take matters in their own hands.

'Andrew loves taking things apart and putting them back together...except he can never actually put them back together...'

"You're two weeks behind in making toys. What do you mean you now have to test all chess games first?"