Maker Of Things Gifts

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"Young Frankenstein"

Rocking horse

'Where do I put the batteries?'

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

'A few years ago all we needed were some people who could hammer and some people who could paint.'

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

The Frankenstein snowman.

Unbeknownst to many, the Frankenstein legend was in fact based on Albert Grimes, the mad tree surgeon.

Victor Frankenstein's Dream: 'This should definitely get me extra credit in my anatomy class.'

"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!"

"Hmmm...it doesn't have the same gravitas..."

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

"As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff."

'Memorable miracles' from 'burning bush' to 'low cal ice cream'

'I need to get away and unwind!'

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

"I wasn't ho-ho-ho'ing at you, I was ho-ho-ho'ing with you."

GLOO!

Dr. Frankenstein makes the battery hen

'I'm telling you, I don't have a good feeling about this.'

Happy Halloween!

Doll line: Quality Control - Too Creepy.

"It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas."

'My husband made it out of an orange crate.'

'Andrew loves taking things apart and putting them back together...except he can never actually put them back together...'

'As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff.'

"I heard that Santa's cutting out the 30% employee discount on toys."

During a respite in union negotiations, simmering tensions boil over as some disgruntled members of the toymakers elf union take matters in their own hands.

"You're two weeks behind in making toys. What do you mean you now have to test all chess games first?"