Modern Makers Gifts

Knitting On-Line

"Well....I could've done this!"

"I feel your pain."

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

Computer Music

'Whenever I want to cut my lesson short, I ask the music teacher if she has any hip-hop music for the violin.'

The Thinker (with a laptop).

"Remember when they just used to write the train numbers down?"

"Someone is using their drone to do their shopping for the. I guess holiday traffic is the mother of invention."

"We've geared up our American company to provide PPE for our healthcare providers, and we need 'Made in the USA' tags to on 'em! Problem is, USA tags are all Made In China."

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Jackson Pollock's 'Computer Splatter.'

GLOO!

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

"By the time we can marry in all fifty states, we'll probably be divorced."

'Henry, just break down and buy a power drill.'

'I will now play a selection of digital audio files I downloaded today.'

'It's my latest invention -- I call it the 'Emergency Broadcast Warning System.''

The slow cooker changed everything

Visual Effects Cave Man

Man without Fingers Playing Guitar

"I think 'hot desking' works better with more than one desk."

'Isn't it great to learn traditional skills passed down through the ages? Hand me the laser knife, please.'

Reduced for Quick Sale.

'Please excuse Harold for not having his homework. His internet service provider's servers were down and he couldn't connect to his online homework helpline.'

'I got tired of trying to get it into one of those tiny bottles.'

One C Battery, Two Double A's.

After Hours At Lincoln Center

Echo & Narcissus Profile Pic

"Looks like an inside job."

Cull manufacturers who don't standardise electrical chargers.

The Once Possible Future Vice President

"Oh Gerald, you've changed your Facebook status."

"Dear Santa: Now that I'm three, I'm well beyond dolls, doll houses and stuffed animals."