Modern Myth-maker Gifts

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THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Saint George and the Drag Queen

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

'Ok, give me your username & password one more time.'

"I'm sorry, Master, but all my offers to grant your wishes are invalid under the laws of your state."

Europa takes a selfie

Unicorn in the Woods

"Your grandma and I have decided to live together."

"We bring him gifts of gold, frankincense and mercantile mutual hedge fund options."

Centaur Sprinter

'The computer can talk to terminals all over the country. Bentley thinks it's talking about him.'

Santa Elevator

"All the better to ignore you with."

Fairy tales reimagined for the 21st century. Jack and the Beanstalk

Death chatting in a pub - "The scythe?...Oh that went years ago. I've got a brand new combine harvester in the car park!"

"Hi, my name is Daniel. And I am Thor..."

"Jim had to know what happens when you turn off your computer while it's updating."

"Me and my family are Equatorists. We worship an imaginary lion that runs around the earth forever."

Hmmm, not sure about these new-fangled clocks...

Lore and legend of the Pennypackers

"Sorry, Noah, these are all mid-sized. You'll have to eat the leftovers."

'To redeem your wishes, fill out all required fields, including username and password.'

'Careful Jack - it might be a GM beanstalk!'

'Oh-oh †the Snake's telling Eve about cloning!'

"Yeah, I'm the Tooth Fairy. But you're gonna have to take a check."

"After years of low level burglaries, Robin Hood started to steal from the rich using a sophisticated Ponzi scheme."

'And someone's been hacking into my online banking!'

"They harvest our noses then liquify them and drink the juice. They believe it gives them special powers called 'antioxidants'."

Billy listened spell-bound as his grandfather told him magical tales about the adventures of his ancestors.

Sisyphus pushing a boulder up a hill while riding on a scooter.