Makeover Day Gifts

Pampered and poodled.

Let's get organized

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

Curling your hair for no reason

Congratulations on the new you!

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

"You want to grow a ponytail? OK...as long as it's not from hair growing out of your ears."

Complete Makeover

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

'Well you tried, but be sure to keep Proof of Purchase.'

MD - Cosmetic Surgery and Investment Portfolio Makeovers.

"Mrs. Barnes is to have a complete head-to-toe – she's to be the victim in a bandage-instruction class."

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

Being Pampered.

'I'm sorry - but do you realize how much I was spending on shampoo and conditioner?'

'Those look good on you, They help make your nose look smaller,'

Football addict

"Hi Ginny, that's a nice new haircut you've got there. Are you trying to be cuter than me?"

"What I'm looking for is a ten minute total makeover that doesn't change the essential me!"

Woman leaves cosmetic surgery as her waste skin is dumped in skip.

'I had a little cosmetic surgery done this week.'

"Well. It DOES make you look thinner."

'Marvelous Makeovers. Hair by Debby, Nails by Fawn, Laser surgery by Dora.'

'We can't get enough of these makeover shows.'

'Since we did the make-over I just don't think you fit in any more.'

'Nobody likes me at school. I need a personal assistant, a trainer and a P.R. firm!'

'It's more like a very good used you.'

'Have you considered reinventing yourself?'