Makeover Event Gifts

"I don't care what they say about lipstick on pigs... That shade looks great on you!"

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"Good For You / Bad For You"

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

Pampered and poodled.

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

Congratulations on the new you!

Curling your hair for no reason

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

'I wanted a change in decor.'

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

"You want to grow a ponytail? OK...as long as it's not from hair growing out of your ears."

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

'Well you tried, but be sure to keep Proof of Purchase.'

Complete Makeover

MD - Cosmetic Surgery and Investment Portfolio Makeovers.

Being Pampered.

"Mrs. Barnes is to have a complete head-to-toe – she's to be the victim in a bandage-instruction class."

'I'm sorry - but do you realize how much I was spending on shampoo and conditioner?'

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

'Those look good on you, They help make your nose look smaller,'

Football addict

'I had a little cosmetic surgery done this week.'

Woman leaves cosmetic surgery as her waste skin is dumped in skip.

"What I'm looking for is a ten minute total makeover that doesn't change the essential me!"

"Hi Ginny, that's a nice new haircut you've got there. Are you trying to be cuter than me?"

"Well. It DOES make you look thinner."

Doorway for Hats at Ascot

'Marvelous Makeovers. Hair by Debby, Nails by Fawn, Laser surgery by Dora.'

'Since we did the make-over I just don't think you fit in any more.'

'It's more like a very good used you.'