Majestic Baseball Fans Pillows

A court jester pitches a ball to a king.

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

No Baseball

Currently Boston

Sheltering in place.

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

Vendor selling testosterone.

'Clear out your desk, Randy. ...NEXT!'

"Oh, how I wish the season would start!"

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

'The only thing exciting about these games is our dads fighting with the umpire.'

Monster Baseball

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

"Slide, Howie!!! Slide!"

'Watch out, Dewey! Cow pie!'

'Yo, Corona! Pack your stuff! You've been traded.'

"From the gentleman at the end of the bar. Again."

'Dad says I can't come out tonight. It's some sort of infield fly rule.'

'Is that the look of love or the look of hearing a home run on your bluetooth?'

'He's not a skilled pitcher. In fact, he throws like a nerd...'

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

"As your attorney, I must strongly advise you against bringing the high heat."

'Time out! He needs a hug!!'