Heavenly Baseball Enthusiasts Pillows

'Homer!'

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

Vendor selling testosterone.

Angel doing the hula hoop.

Psychiatrist to man dressed in baseball jersey: 'You've never gotten over the fact your father wouldn't play catch with you?'

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

Ahhh, spring baseball.

'Talk to my lawyer.'

As senior assistant groundskeeper, Louie was responsible for dragging the infielders before every game.

'Remember that summer we coached little league?'

'Yo, Danny! The pitcher's complaining about the crowd noise. Turn it down!'

'Yes, Haffner appears to be tiring...'

A angel wearing a helmet poised to throw a football down from heaven.

Nasa finally runs out of ideas for missions.

MLB Owners, Players, Fans

'It'll take a day or two to get the parts. Meanwhile, here's a loaner.'

Football Angel

'Free food. Free place to sleep. And now we get to see a Cubs game - all comp! This is the freakin' life, Louie!'

'... So one day I thought, hey, why walk all the way out to the mound just to take a pitcher out of the game?'

"If you can get his parents to go ballistic, he can't hit a thing."

'Remember his weakness is a pulled tendon, so keep it as high as your bursitis will let you, but take it easy with your fast ball because of my bone chips.'

'Wait! I'm an attorney and I represent the base runner!'

Letter to God

"Up here, we call it 'Nectar of the Gods' not 'Devil's Brew'!"

No hit field mouse. 'I got it!'

Who should have been nominated to baseball's hall of fame 2013...

"It looks like everything is made out of memory foam these days."

A pitcher is stranded on the mound.

"Whoa! Now Philly has the bases loaded with one out!..."

'I think maybe they should move opening day until it's warmer.'

An angel looks at a news box containing the "International Herald Tribune".