Baseball Fans With A Twist Pillows

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

Sheltering in place.

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

"Oh, how I wish the season would start!"

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

Monster Baseball

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

'Is that the look of love or the look of hearing a home run on your bluetooth?'

'Dad says I can't come out tonight. It's some sort of infield fly rule.'

'Watch out, Dewey! Cow pie!'

'He's not a skilled pitcher. In fact, he throws like a nerd...'

"Slide, Howie!!! Slide!"

"As your attorney, I must strongly advise you against bringing the high heat."

'Time out! He needs a hug!!'

'I am beginning my windup now. ... Drum roll, please.'

For Joe Ninth, 2 out, bases loaded, finally innings, scores tied, this was his moment.

'Me? Argue? ...No, sir! That was an excellent call.'

"Yin and Yankee fan"

Sign Him.