Baseball Fans With A Twist Mugs

Queen Elizabeth 2. Yankees ). I told you they wouldn't think it was funny.

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

Playing pig

Sheltering in place.

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

"Oh, how I wish the season would start!"

I can just feel it. I know they're talking about me.

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

Monster Baseball

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

'Is that the look of love or the look of hearing a home run on your bluetooth?'

'Watch out, Dewey! Cow pie!'

This is great, Ernie, there's a pennant race and the ballpark is packed every day! The food selection here is unmatched anywhere! Today I've already had nachos, a bit of hot dog and some ice cream! Coming here always makes me queasy! Oh, the foods too much for you? No, I just get nervous in a place where the term "sacrifice fly" is used!

'He's not a skilled pitcher. In fact, he throws like a nerd...'

'Dad says I can't come out tonight. It's some sort of infield fly rule.'

"Slide, Howie!!! Slide!"

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

"As your attorney, I must strongly advise you against bringing the high heat."

'Time out! He needs a hug!!'

'The nurse wanted you to pee in THIS type of cup.'

'I am beginning my windup now. ... Drum roll, please.'

"Yin and Yankee fan"

Sign Him.

For Joe Ninth, 2 out, bases loaded, finally innings, scores tied, this was his moment.

"And for a left-handed designated hitter and a player to be named later, Mr. Steinbrenner would gladly fly Elián home."

'Me? Argue? ...No, sir! That was an excellent call.'