Football Fans With A Twist Mugs

'If anybody else asks me if they can transfer to the England cricket team, they're fired!'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Football Chameleon

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"Uptight End"

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

Playing pig

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

'David when we said we would like you to be a role model for us. . .'

Archaeologists discover a football

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

'Now what?!'

"Yes, I've made three resolutions - not to drink less, not to stop watching football on telly and not to spend more time at your mother's."

'Well it's too bad you're not a black widow like me, Slyvia...'

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

'Touchdown!'

'No we didn't get high definition TV - the wife dusted the screen.'

Football Violence

Red Card - Gold Card.

'And if the scores remain level, you can text the name of the team you want to keep in the tournament.'

'Bad boy! Drop the quarterback! Drop him! Drop!!'

Thanksgiving Game Highlights

Yoga. My goal in yoga is the same as the goal of defensive football players. Bend but don't break.

A well-known poet lives on this street. Building Supplies. I just need one. She authored a prize-winning screenplay. That offensive lineman is a novelist. My journalist friend is rejecting calls from my number. It's frustrating. I just can't escape writer's block.

Referee cop.

"Go deep!"

Sports Medicine.

St John's ambulance member "I prefer rugby myself, more blood shed"

'There's nothing in the rules about gloves.'

'That reminds me - your hospital appointment is next week.'

Wake us up when the Olympics are over...