Football Fan With A Twist Mugs

Referee Whistle Music.

Baby Pigskins

Teamwork

"So, coach...why don't you take Mr. Nutcrusher's bags up to his suit while he and I talk a little business...?"

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

Football Chameleon

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"Uptight End"

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

Playing pig

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

'David when we said we would like you to be a role model for us. . .'

Archaeologists discover a football

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

'Now what?!'

"Me, a footballer. . ?"

'Well it's too bad you're not a black widow like me, Slyvia...'

"Yes, I've made three resolutions - not to drink less, not to stop watching football on telly and not to spend more time at your mother's."

'Touchdown!'

'No we didn't get high definition TV - the wife dusted the screen.'

Football Violence

Yoga. My goal in yoga is the same as the goal of defensive football players. Bend but don't break.

Level up your game with a MANicure.

'And if the scores remain level, you can text the name of the team you want to keep in the tournament.'

Referee cop.

Red Card - Gold Card.

'Bad boy! Drop the quarterback! Drop him! Drop!!'

"Go deep!"

Thanksgiving Game Highlights

A well-known poet lives on this street. Building Supplies. I just need one. She authored a prize-winning screenplay. That offensive lineman is a novelist. My journalist friend is rejecting calls from my number. It's frustrating. I just can't escape writer's block.

Sports Medicine.