Baseball Enthusiast With A Twist Mugs

'I've seen a mound like this only once before. We're no dealing with just any gopher...'

'Lassie, come home!!'

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

350 Feet.

Perils of the double play.

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

Bases loaded, no outs. And coach once again turns to his trusty golden reliever.

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

"My wife wanted to see a diamond. So I took her to a ballgame."

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

Sheltering in place.

'OK, now let's switch places.'

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"

'Let's go! Let's go! Hustle! ...Relatively speaking.'

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

Vendor selling testosterone.

'Clear out your desk, Randy. ...NEXT!'

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

I love Basketball.

Improvised Dentistry.

"Oh, how I wish the season would start!"

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

Extra innings.

"Try letting the ball come to you."

I can just feel it. I know they're talking about me.